A Letter From the Owner at Adikt!

A Letter from the Owner...

To all thieving bastards:


Recently in the store there has been a few instances of petty theft. If you find yourself in my store with no money but you have the urge to steal, I have a proposition for you. There is no need to steal anything from my store. We have many items that we will be willing to give to you in exchange for a little bit of bodily harm. Running a retail business on the daily can become a bit stressful. This is where our paths cross. If you need an item and I need to relieve some stress we will be able to come to an agreement. Here are the rules:

1. I get to punch you in the following places, with brass knuckles on my fingers, in exchange for the following dollar amounts:
--$20-- Hands
--$50-- Face
--$100-- Naughty Bits

That pretty much sums it up. If you have any inquires or questions please feel free to contact me via telephone or e-mail.


Sincerely,
ME!...fuckers


STOP STEALING FROM LOCAL BUSINESS OWNERS BITCHES!!!!